coconutoil-stan:

basically 

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

hypomanics:

ladycaracas:

ishiidriller:

#WhiteMen

i clicked on the guys profile and i can never go back

yeah no seriously click on his profile its been like thirty minutes and im still scrolling its surreal

underr8ted:

public toilet seat is cold
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public toilet seat is warm
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every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this

(Source: primadouche)

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waynesworld1992:

mick—-jaeger:

*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder

me: 

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How to complete Snake.

How to complete Snake.

(Source: pixel-life-daily)

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

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