nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

(Source: diasconredfox)

wnderlst:

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snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

(Source: creepywaifu)

(Source: wildpens)

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

Why has tumblr not found this yet?

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.

She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”

*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

(Source: aunteeblazer)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

(Source: sizvideos)

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