Just bull things.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Why has tumblr not found this yet?
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry